brucebaanner:

remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay　

> Steals dad’s netbook whilst he’s cleaning and I’m done with my cleaning

> Goes on incognito

> Logs into tumblr

Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!

Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

OTL I fell asleep so early last night; it was barely midnight!;;; Then again, I did have a long day of travelling and being slightly social… And the fact that my dad’s wifi is shit doesn’t help much - my blackberry is the only thing that’ll connect.

Only staying here until Thursday morning, so hopefully more active from then onwards, since I’m nipping back to Hull for two weeks on the Monday for my birthday~

My queue should hold out for now, unless tumblr fucks up again sob;;

sabrinamarceline:

i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back

absoluutebliss:

first of all, who allowed me on the internet

me: i'll do it at 7PM

time: 7:02PM

me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now