my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad
i cant believe your mom is a fish
the worst nightmare
As a social experiment all media should agree to completely ignore celebrities for a year and study the lengths they’re willing to go to in order to garner some attention
For all your adventuring needs
Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation
you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.
there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference
Who slams doors?
Les Misérables Barricade Photoshoot: ‘Old Colourized Photo’ Set.
So I had really wanted to do a concept with photos based on Nicephore Niepce’s old portraits, but “coloured in” the way that people do with old photos these days. Since we all see book characters differently, I thought it would be more fun with only half the faces visible!
Thanks to my awesome group for letting me do this bizarre photo set. :)
Photos By: Maddie/Pixel Studios