zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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nicoosuxx:

fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine

foodchewer:

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

I love chicken

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

shutupaubrey:

It just sucks so fucking much when all of your friends have more money than you cause you’re put into these social situations where everyone is spending money and doing things and you want to join in even though you know you don’t have money to blow like they do and then you’re broke like 3 days after you get your fucking paycheck I just hate my life

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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orlandobloomers:

c0ttoncandylips:

orlandobloomers:

c0ttoncandylips:

orlandobloomers:

thefellowshipofthething:

orlandobloomers:

brandonglv:

is that gerard way?

listen. just because the guy in the pic is emo doesn’t mean he is Gerard Way. i’m so sick of these comparisons. grow the fuck up, guys.

Ummm…well besides the fact that that IS Gerard Way, I have nothing to comment…

I did not want this to get personal. But this Basement Emo is my brother Pablo and this was the first time he left the house on our family trip to the Grand Canyon. i think it’s really sad and disrespectful that you insist on this Gerard Way comparison. Not every Emo is Gerard Way and that is an oppressive attitude to have. If i Go dye my hair black and wear Eyeliner will I be Gerard Way? No. Go take a hard look in the mirror and think about The Filth you are spreading on the internet.

bs cuz it actually is gerard way cause I can tell by his facial features so stop making up lies for attention pls k thx.

Pacho is my brother, i will Defend his Honor until the day of my Death “c0ttoncandylips” if that IS your real name. Pacho’s facial features are his own. Absolutely horrified. This is the Cyber Bullying.

this is actually the worst troll I’ve ever seen in the history of the world. seriously. first of all my real name is totally REALLY “c0ttoncandylips”  second of all pacho. sure. go post another picture of this “pacho” if he really is your brother. and third of all, I’m not being a cyber bully I’m being sarcastic? AGAIN, worst troll ever. oh, also I’d like to point out the fact that you said his name was PABLO at first and now you’ve changed it to PACHO. I find it really sad you can’t decide what your own brothers name is.

i did not say That Thing please stop you are upsetting Pedro he has cried away all of his eyeliner and torn down his Posters.

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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gwythara:

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for