wtf-fun-factss:

Two officers race to kill people - WTF fun facts

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

achievementhuntadventuretime:

Meg, Barbara and Griffon speak of Gavin’s testicles.

Let’s Play GTA V - Gavin’s Heist [The heist begins and Gavin immediately kills himself.]

(Source: team-achievement)

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

this show has gone 0 episodes without injury!

(Source: sexbangs)

nonomella:

today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?