tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

cumul0n1mbusbullsh1t:

davestridar:

pickup line: ill watch achievement hunter lets plays with you.

does that include the Fuel let’s play or are we talking about the Go’s because those are two different levels of commitment 

wearethetay:

jedavu:

Charming Illustrated Cinemagraphs Reflect The Idyllic Mood Of Lazy Summer Days

by Rebecca Mock 

You can feel each one…

fish-kitten:

if you are actively anti-selfie, you are a bitter person

why do you hate that people feel like they look nice and want to show the world? i always want to see my friends’ faces, especially since a lot of them are far, far away! and if posting a cute lil photo of their face, or their outfit, or their fucking eyebrows and elbows makes them happy, i will encourage them to do that every day of their life

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light


ARTIST: Koji Kondo
TRACK: Song of Healing
ALBUM: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Soundtrack

nintendocompositions:

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask | Song of Healing

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

alonglineofbread:

thatcorbincrow:

IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS

IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES

IMAGINE SHARK MERMAIDS HUNTING WITH ACTUAL SHARKS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT USE THEIR COLOR/TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE

IMAGINE JELLYFISH MERMAIDS

IMAGINE A SPERM WHALE MERMAID FIGHTING A GIANT SQUID MERMAID

IMAGINE MERMAIDS

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho)

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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(Source: georgemallory)

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bikinipowerbottom:

when an artist you hate comes out with a good song

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